Ice Cream Season...Not!

It's July, ice cream season for those who are able to eat ice cream. But for those who can't eat dairy products it's the season to look on as others gobble it down in dozens of flavors.

Many of those who are lactose intolerant can eat certain types of yogurt, often including frozen yogurt, but frozen yogurts tend to come in a few basic flavors like vanilla and, uh, vanilla.

So when another flavor comes out, like Fudge Ripple, the lactose intolerant embrace it. Just look at the picture on the package - chocolate ice cream with dark swirls of chocolate sauce throughout...

Like this???...

Okay, not quite. One-to-two inches down into the apparently plain vanilla ice cream there is a small swirl of dark chocolate.

Maybe further down...almost at the bottom...is a little more chocolate swirly stuff in the center of the vanilla yogurt...


And, that was it.